The first time I had a sex dream about a platonic friend, I woke up to a pillowcase drenched in sweat, in a state of pure panic. The dream itself was mostly non-descript; I couldn't remember the details surrounding the sex very well, but I couldn't shake the fact I thought of my friend in that way. The dream sex was extremely average; I would even go as far to say the sex, despite created in my own limitless, vivid brain, was bad. In the hours that followed, I paced up and down my flat, trying to pick it all apart: What did this mean?
How much sex, you ask? Do you really want to know? OK, since you asked, the elderly are currently experiencing the biggest spike in sexually transmitted infections among all age groups. Should I continue? All right, then—three-quarters of year-old men are still able to impregnate a woman.
This will not post anything on Facebook or anywhere else. People have been getting freaky in the bedroom and outdoors for centuries, and sometimes, things get pretty crazy. Whether it's because of tradition, culture or just general kinkiness, there's a bunch of weird sexual customs the world over that make you go WTF. The Sambian Tribe of New Guinea have a tradition of separating their boys from the girls at the age of 7 for 10 years. During this period, they undergo piercings, nose bleeds and have to drink the semen of the tribes mightiest warriors.
If you're in the early stages of dating someone, there's no real way of knowing when that big night will come. When it finally does, we doubt your bedroom will be in perfect condition. Running around hiding dirty clothes and stashing things you don't want your new partner to see will likely ensue. The last thing you want to worry about when you're getting down is a full bladder.