The following story is a work of fiction. Dylan Sprouse, Cole Sprouse, and any celebrities mentioned here are real people, but they are treated as characters in this story. The text in no way implies any knowledge of the celebrities' true sexuality or actions, and it is not intended to suggest that the celebrities are straight, bisexual, or homosexual. This is from my imagination only; the events depicted here contain depictions of sexual acts with a minor or minors and are fictional and should not be construed as fact.
Lili Reinhart and Miley Cyrus would like to confirm what you always suspected to be true: that their hot famous boyfriends Cole Sprouse, Liam Hemsworth are good at sex. Yesterday both stars commented on a meme posted by Instagram's Sourpsycho, which provided a depressing checklist of dream boyfriend traits: tallness, empathy, fidelity, common sense, and, uh, "good dick game. Various news outlets are reporting that Miley and Lili's comments imply their hot famous boyfriends have large dicks, but the wording of the original post doesn't necessarily confirm anything size-related. There's a subtle but crucial difference between a good dick and a big one, right? Whether the dicks in question are big or small, both women have implied in the past that they enjoy having sex with their partners. Good for them! Reinhart once tweeted that she lets Sprouse "touch her everywhere," and they like to eat Chinese food afterward.
Dylan and Cole Sprouse are identical twins, former Disneyfags, and now useless nobodies. Recently Dylan proved that he's a bigger stud than his brother when his nudes were leaked. In the movie Big Daddy, the twins take turns playing the role of a kid named Julian McGrath who is cute but annoying, and Sonny Koufax is his adopted father.
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