I mean, okay. Let it all out, Farrah. I'd like to state for the record that—though I do not want to hang out with her ever AT ALL—I don't personally care what Farrah Abraham puts into and pulls out of any of her teenage holes, and calling her a "whore" as if that's an objectively bad, shameful thing to be just makes you look like a slut-shamey prude-monster. You could pick worse legal, consensual penises. I do, however, reserve the right to make fun of her for calling it a "sex tape" instead of a porno, because lolooolloolololol. Anyway, she has some stuff to say about her butt.
If you don't think every second song is about anal sex then you're not paying close enough attention. Basically every hook in pop music ever can be construed to mean anal sex. It doesn't mean that they are actually about anal sex, it just means that we, as a society, are very, very immature. Or maybe I am. I don't know anymore.
I know, right? That would be like taking advantage of walking after the polio vaccine kicked in. And hypocritical. And, more important, it makes us look bad. Girlfriend, someone needs to be bitch-slapped!